Liz ([info]jaded_lily) wrote,
@ 2009-03-24 15:42:00
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Am Incubating Giant Alien Baby
Doctor says we're measuring 3 weeks larger than we should be.  I'm convinced the baby is a giant and shall explode from my abdomen a la Alien.  If that happens, I'm totally selling my story to the tabloids.  Screw Octo-mom - "My baby exploded from my abdominal cavity!  Marvel at its alien-esque abilities!"



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